Are you lost? Existentially? Physically? I can help you with neither of those things, but if you’re confused about how to navigate this site, you’re not alone. I’m not exactly sure what I’m doing, but I’ve been told if you’re a #professional #writer you need to have a website. I guess I am both of those things now so here we are. What a good little sheep I am.

Check out the Publication tab for a lol-tastic stroll down angsty memz lane, or peruse the Blog for some more recent mental meanderings.